This is shitty, and yeah, so I upload songs that amuse me GREATLY. Bandom, why are you so sparkly and happy?
SO. This is a post of silliness and music, because I found some gems the other day. And by gems, I mean GEMS I FIND INFINITELY AMUSING and while I hope you, do, too and we can share one weird sense of humor, universe (but I think we already do).
AUs! I love AUs!:Is It Progression If A Cannibal Uses A Fork?
It's llike My Chemical Romance with some cabaret Panic! at the Disco-esque flourish (and a little Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz's random emo poetry/screamo background), where a young Gerard sings a little like Brendan Urie but with his usual emotive vocal athletics and crunchy guitar in the back. (But the singer--and the band, actually reminds me a lot of My Chemical Romance, just--younger sounding. Mhmm, jailbait.)Lexington. (Joey Pea-Pot With A Monkey Face)
MCR's "I don't love you"-like lyrics with some head-bobbing horns and dramatic!piano & strings that remind me of a song off FOB's Infinity album, and an insinuation that this band is also into show tunes.
AND, OH. OH. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus is BAD PETE/PATRICK FANFIC.
The're like, Fall Out Boy--the badfic versions of themselves. In SONG FORM.
They sound *exactly* like early Fall Out Boy--well, except crappier, around/right before From Under the Corked Tree, but with ADDED BAD GAY maded especially for Pete/Patrick with lyrics like:The moon is shining bright
The mood is feeling right
I'll kiss you on your neck
People will stare but we won't care
Damn Regret on Mediafire
Oh, and Pete's angst as Patrick tries to persuade him that Pete doesn't *really* love him like *that,* because Patrick is lovably obtuse that way?( lyric snippet! Damn regret / I'll try to forget.... )
Oh! And soundtrack to ANGST fic!: Cat and Mouse on Mediafire
Like...Patrick has cancer! But he can't let Pete know because it'll ruin the band! And he doesn't go to chemo and he gets sick and needs radiation and maybe he gets MORE issues about his hair and this is what Pete says to him at the climactic moment!:We made plans to grow old, believe me there was truth in all those stories that I told. ( Am I supposed to be happy? )
It's every single earnest, so fucking TRU it HURTS stories you've ever read by the time youo're 13, except it's somehow both better AND worse to hear "Pete" singing at you that:This doesn't change the way i feel about you or your place in my life. (please don't cry)
Cant you see I'm dying here a shot of broken heart that is chased with fear?
Angels cry when stars collide I can't eat and I can't breathe I wouldn't want it any other way.
(There are song breaks, but I feel that there is extra badfic Pete if I left it smushed together like that.)
AND THEY'RE SO EARNEST, THEY ACTUALLY TITLED THE SONG "ANGELS CRY."
(download here)( And one more under cut, gen. )
Aaand, I think I'm officially delirious with sleep deprivation again. Nap time.